Craggy Me

        Hello! My fellow friendlies! My name is Aamer Jiro, Yeah I know what you’re thinking, “How on earth do I pronounce that!?” well, it’s pronounced as “ay-ay-mir”, or “ay-myr”, whatever you wanna call me, although I prefer myself being called “Cragg.” I was of course born at a young age, and you won’t believe this, but I was once the youngest person on earth. I am very much a 15-year-old student at Ilocos Sur National High School, where I am currently enrolled. I'm a student in the special science classes; I'm not sure how I ended up here on my own, but here I am, dwindling and generally doing outlandish things, as usual. I even got in trouble with my teacher earlier this morning for being late to the Google Meet party since I woke up 1 hour after the schedule. Yea, I believe you are beginning to see what an abomination I am.

So to begin, let's start with my favorite and personal pastimes. Personally, I am a fun and annoying person among others, and I am generally a pessimistic and introverted person. I have a lot of interests, most of which are indoor activities, particularly gaming on my laptop. I find it relaxing and enjoyable, especially if you play with your buddies at night while they are on discord. It's simply so comfortable and pleasant, we turn on the Discord radio (Rhythm) and play for hours and hours until we feel sleepy. In the game "Minecraft," I build a lot of structures centered on Filipino architecture, and I primarily post my creations on Reddit and Facebook to acquire attention and clout. I also play the piano and guitar on occasion, and despite the fact that I'm terrible at it and don't understand complex music theory, I can still come up with some catchy tunes. When I’m in the mood to compose something, I use FLStudios, it’s easy to maneuver and the settings I would say are outstandingly neat. I can also draw simple sketches, but I have no experience utilizing paint or oil to create artwork. I make memes and illustrations of various things throughout the internet using Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop, and yes, I adore to troll people. Using use the Adobe Premiere Pro program (Great software by the way), I love to edit and distribute hilarious and surreal videos. The downside is that editing videos take a long time. When I'm bored, I normally download and watch the most recent and popular films, including classics. Late at night, I enjoy watching movies, particularly those directed by Quentin Tarantino, Steven Spielberg, and other notable filmmakers. I mostly watch melancholy and serious films, but I also enjoy lighthearted and family-friendly films, with animated films taking precedence. On the website, I often watch twitch streamers, interact with them, and play with them. You would say to all of them, "Woah, this is extremely unhealthy for you," but I play basketball and I also bike to the beach with my childhood friends on a daily basis to enjoy the sunset and the cuisine there, well, all of the food there is nice. I also go to the farm on occasion to water and irrigate the rice and cornfields, which I do with the use of a large hose from an underground extractor.

Ja! As you can see, I'm a typical adolescent looking for friends and happiness. You may have noticed me loitering about the internet due to my very recognized online moniker, Craggsknot, as you can tell. That is the account I use all across the internet since it is distinctive and silly. I spend a lot of time on Discord and YouTube since they provide me with a lot of joy. I develop my reputation and inspiration on Facebook and Reddit in order to gain popularity and, hopefully, money. But, as a naive adolescent, I still aspire to happiness and prosperity. Who knows what the future will bring. We are nothing more than a smattering of cells that emerged out of nowhere in this dark, cold cosmos. 

We all have the same goal in life: to struggle and live for a very short goddamn time. Why wouldn't we all use this time to make history and provide delight to others? That is also one of the reasons why I want to be renowned. Don't simply sit and observe! Do something for the sake of history, honor, and the grandeur of humanity as a whole! If you are unhappy, you should know that you are not alone; mankind has witnessed far more sorrow and sadness than you. It's acceptable to weep, even if it's a gut-wrenching emotion, as long as you move ahead again. Failure teaches you to be smarter, stronger, and more mentally clear. I, Aamer Jiro, strongly encourage you to upload for the greater load of humanity. C’est Fini.